TERMS & CONDITIONS
TERMS OF SERVICE & PARODY STATEMENT
Last Updated: October 2026
TheBachelor.com, the Heartbreak Dodge retro arcade game, and the Mansion Mayhem interactive video series are independent works of comedy, satire, and parody created and operated by Systemores LLC. They are not affiliated with, authorized by, sponsored by, or endorsed byWarner Bros. Entertainment Inc., ABC, NZK Productions, or the television franchise “The Bachelor”.
1. Acceptable Use
By accessing and interacting with TheBachelor.com, the Heartbreak Dodge arcade game, or the Mansion Mayhem interactive video series, you agree to use the service solely for personal, recreational, and non-commercial entertainment purposes.
2. Intellectual Property & Fair Use Parody
All software code, custom pixel art, procedural audio synthesizers, branching decision graph systems, and original parody narratives on this platform are the proprietary intellectual property of Systemores LLC.
Mansion Mayhem and Heartbreak Dodge are expressive works of satire and parody protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and fair use doctrines. Any references to reality television dating conventions, tropes, or cultural vernacular are strictly for artistic commentary, satire, and comedic simulation.
3. Non-Affiliation and Trademarks
“The Bachelor” and any associated show logos, trade dress, or marks are registered trademarks of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. and their respective licensors. Reference to such terms is strictly for descriptive, nominative, and comparative purposes to identify the genre of reality dating television being satirized, and does not imply any sponsorship, endorsement, or commercial connection. The domain TheBachelor.com operates independently as an entertainment, satire, and arcade destination.
4. Fair Play & Anti-Cheating
We maintain a fair and competitive Hall of Fame. You agree not to submit fraudulent scores, manipulate game memory, or use automated scripts or bots to forge high scores. Server-side mathematical validation checks all submissions; fraudulent records are automatically discarded.
5. Disclaimer of Warranties & Liability
All services and games are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind. Systemores LLC is not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from your use of this platform.
6. Modifications
We reserve the right to update these terms, add or remove experiences, reset leaderboard scores, or modify platform features at any time without prior notice.